A man had been drinking all night in a bar. He stood up to leave but fell flat on his face. Unable to stand, he crawled outside for a breath of fresh air. After 15 minutes lying on the pavement, he crawled home.
On reaching his front door, he tried to drag himself to his feet, but instead collapsed into the hallway. He crawled up the stairs and climbed into bed, where he immediately passed out. The next day his wife woke him, clearly furious, “You’ve been drinking again,” she screamed.
“How did you know?” he replied.
“Because the pub just called. You left your wheelchair there again.”

From Adam Smith Institute

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