Three men were standing side-by-side using the urinal.
The first man finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands … clear up to his elbows … He used about 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and commented: “I graduated from Oxford and they taught us to be clean.”
The second man finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented: “I graduated from Cambridge and they taught us to be environmentally conscious.”
The third man zipped up and as he was walking out the door had a smirk on his face and said: “I don’t know about you guys, but where I went to university, they taught us not to piss on our hands.”

From Adam Smith Institute

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